copyprick

That one person who copy’s your work/personality to act cool but instead embarrassed themselves.

“Jason is such a copyprick, everything I do, he does.”
“Dude, I noticed that ages ago, I just didn’t know if I should have told you.”

by J4VA January 04, 2023

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

by J4VA January 04, 2023

Dialocked

Talking with a friend while jumping aimlessly in a video game without really playing for a long period of time or when you walk back and forth while on a call with a friend.

“Dude, play the game and stop jumping for christ sake”

“Stop yapping then, i’m motherfucking dialocked”

by J4VA January 10, 2024

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 05, 2023

Dickhead

You 🫵

“You are a big dickhead.”

by J4VA January 04, 2023

SIDS

When an infant just randomly fucking dies for literally no reason. Nobody knows why.

“Maaan my baby just died of SIDS.”
“Damn sorry for your loss bro..”
“Nah don’t worry about it, I hated the little shit anyways.”

by J4VA January 04, 2023