Definitions by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop

unicorn talent 

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

unicorn talent by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him  

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

cheyannes revenge 

The sibling symptom to montezumas revenge, but far far worse and more excruciating.

It occours several hours after consuming food which is caked with hot peppers, especially cheyanne pepper.

Symptoms of cheyannes revenge include but are not limited to: brutal shitting, grabbing ankle (see definition) excruciating pain and suicide.

Guy 1: (on toilet screaming)

Guy 2: Are you okay in there?

Guy 1: (screams) CHEYANNES REVENGE!

cheyannes revenge by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

phling duhng 

The act of throwing feces

Guy 1: my monkey is cooler than your monkey

Guy 2: my monkey can phling duhng at you and your monkey

phling duhng by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

bro squat 

When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.

Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.

bro squat by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 12, 2009

binch 

A combination of words: butt, and pinch. Used as a tool of measurement to determine the length of a bowel movement.

Guy 1: Are you okay in there? You've been on the John for 40 minutes!

Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.

Guy 1: How big?

Guy 2: 12 binch's!

binch by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009

pf 

Stands for prison fuck, a term used to gauge ones anus.

Guy 1: dude I hooked up with this girl last night and she had a loose butthole!

Guy 2: like how loose

Guy 1: 6 pf's

pf by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009