J.F.'s definitions

ass chili

much like turtle soup but darker and finer chucks of debris, accompanied by a burning bung hole. Usually produced after a heavy night of eating 7-11 food and drinking.

Dam where's the Prep-H? I just made some serious Ass Chili.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

fumed

the smell off ass, sweat and used pussy you get a wiff of during sex. Much like bitch wiff. Mainly this happens after a long day of activity or when you hammer the back side of some bar slut.

Dammm I was knocking the botton out of her and she fumed me!

by J.F. February 12, 2003

phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004

good girl

a girl that will suck your beef stick after you have been balls deep in her arse.

was she a good girl? yea buddy she's a good girl.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

fuck handle

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

UTB

Up The Butt.

A hot chick walks in the room...you look at your bud and say UTB. Meaning you'd love to shove your meat right up her arse. Of course if your Girl asks you say it stands for Your the best.

by J.F. February 13, 2003

scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.

She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.

by J.F. February 12, 2003