by J. alexander March 06, 2015

the base chemical compound of the carbon chain used in the manufacture of such things as cocaine, speed, viagra ect.ect
there isnt a hydra-chloride invented yet that the white man could become addicted to that the mexicans wont soon control
by J. ALEXANDER January 09, 2008

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before
Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!
by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007

term for a crack-pipe, usually used in the presence of non crack-heads, parents or THE MAN. Usually a re-furbished brillo-stuffed broken round-ball, as tweakers have a tendency to drop the ball
yep- she did it again,I heard it hit the floor. Well I'll convert the broken round-ball into yet another happy-stick!
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007

The oil-pipe used by tweakers to smoke meth-amphetamine or glass .commonly used term, at least in the centralS.F.V
bitch dropped the round-ball again,gotta go to chaos and git new one. Least we can make a happy-stick out of the stem.
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007

any smoke shop or adult toy store that sells sex, drug paraphanalia, and rock&roll, ie. the central SFV.
by J. ALEXANDER December 09, 2008

cocaine or more-often crack. this term is used when two crack-heads are one the phone or in the presence of some authority figure,ie. perents ,teachers the pay phone at the police station etc etc ......and want their intentions kept a secret. particular to the SFV late 80's early 90s when white folk were still on the crack- then came nueskool
crackie 1- " dude ,wass up tonite.wanna roll some pinnersor go bolin" crackie 2- " fuk no, lets call the mule team ,score a ball of olskool, pick us some strawberries ! !" crackie 1 -" fer-sure, I'm there bro, hell I even got 40 bones to my side"
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007
