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Definitions by J. Spize

word used to show that you don't care about what was just said.
Jerry: "Dude, I don't drink or smoke anymore, or eat burgers!"
Jason: "Ap!"
AP by J. Spize January 3, 2005
closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer
bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"
CLOSER by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

brabitty! 

A word used to let a friend know when you're lying to an outsider. Kind of an elbow without elbowing.
"Dude, I did NOT steal your lighter."
"brabity."
brabitty! by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004
Any man, woman, child, car, animal, machine.. any thing.. that ends up ripping you off, or plans to.
Bro1: "aren't you gonna get a soda?"
Bro2: "fuck no, that store's a fuckin MIZE for a dollar a can!"
or:Bro1: "hey Dave, can I get some gas money?"
Bro2:"no, bro, I just bought you a quart of High Life"
Bro1:"thanks a lot, you fuckin MIZE!"
MIZE! by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004