J. Pads's definitions

Dankless

To be without weed/dank.

"How could you be so dankless?"

by J. Pads October 5, 2009

Dink think

When a man makes an unwise choice to a rendezvous with a female. He was thinkin' with his dink.

Doug is always hanging out with the young girls, he can't stop the dink think.

by J. Pads April 17, 2013

over-pump

to excessively fist-pump to the point that your arm becomes useless

i'm having an awesome time, but soon we should take a breather...i don't want to over-pump again

by J. Pads March 1, 2010

servin meat

to try to get some pleasure from a female

Cornelious : Tonight I think I'm gonna hit the town and try servin meat.

Shiloh: I hear alot of girls these days like the meat au jus.

Cornelious: Not tonight. It is time for the meat sauseege to be served on a platter.

by J. Pads October 12, 2009

hair-dew

da style in which yo locks flow upon yo head

brotha, you think you gon be pickin up dem chickenhead's wit a hair-dew like dat?

by J. Pads October 16, 2010

free-flow poetry

Releasing thoughts onto a page in a somewhat poetic style, but without a set form of writing. It is similar to the art of "free styling", in the sense that it is written quickly and without much thinking in advance, but this time comes in the form of writing. Usually uses rhyme but is not necessary.

"urban dictionary
lets me define words more clearly
if it didn't exist, the stuff I say
you'd never hear it"

- just a quick example of free-flow poetry

by J. Pads October 5, 2009

lou's yourself

to consume Caribou Lou to the point that all hell breaks loose

if you keep on drinkin' the lou at that pace you will lou's yourself.... you have been warned

by J. Pads March 1, 2010