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A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.
This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...
The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...
The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!
The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...
The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...
The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!
The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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They tend to found in the hands of the world's miscreants: see the entries under
pikies, townies and neds.
What makes Burberry far out is that they are also found on the backs or at least in the closets of the world's beautiful to MOST BEAUTIFUL women who know precisely how to wear their Burberry Treasure...
They tend to found in the hands of the world's miscreants: see the entries under
pikies, townies and neds.
What makes Burberry far out is that they are also found on the backs or at least in the closets of the world's beautiful to MOST BEAUTIFUL women who know precisely how to wear their Burberry Treasure...
Women who own a Burberry double breasted trench coat in any colour they come in, wears them thusly; with the arms in the correct corresponding sleeves, with the buttons correctly fastened and the collar open or closed and turned up as befits the clemency of the weather;
The belt is also in use: buckled tightly to show the world her queenly 39.5x22x36 in. measurements with... Oh, Yes; Lynda Carter, when she was still making Wonder Woman, should have had one of these for when she had to appear as WW's Alter Ego Diana Prince instead of that tepid looking knockoff she actually did wear...
The belt is also in use: buckled tightly to show the world her queenly 39.5x22x36 in. measurements with... Oh, Yes; Lynda Carter, when she was still making Wonder Woman, should have had one of these for when she had to appear as WW's Alter Ego Diana Prince instead of that tepid looking knockoff she actually did wear...
by J. Michael Reiter December 26, 2004
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an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.
2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.
an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.
2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.
by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
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Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!
Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter June 16, 2005
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This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.
This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.
by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005
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basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...
basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...
by J. Michael Reiter February 5, 2005
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by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
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