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Starro

The First Villain that The Justice League Of America faced in The Brave & The Bold no. 28, way back in the early sixties... This author was more than likely a little pooter back than, if at all. Any hoo, Starro is this big Lovecraftian Monster from outerspace that looks like a starfish with a red eye in the middle of its central mass...
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
OMG!!!! It's Starro The Conqueror!!!!
Run For The Hills!!!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 6, 2006
mugGet the Starromug.

Muay Thai

An unarmed Combative scheme developed seemingly for thugs from money and privilege to be used in resistance to arrest by law enforcement... Not to mention as a tool of intimidation in the act of bullying...
Before Peter Sheard got expelled from school, he was the worst bully in school and his favourite tool was a here to fore unknown "martial art" known by the name Muay Thai...
by J. Michael Reiter May 31, 2006
mugGet the Muay Thaimug.

zed

"Zed" is the way us educated Canadians and British have pronounced the last letter of the latest incarnation of the Roman Alphabet.
ABC you get the rest, X, Y, ZED, DAMMIT, NOT ZEE!
by J. Michael Reiter July 24, 2006
mugGet the zedmug.

crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...
Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...
by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007
mugGet the crunchymug.

Wiss

A Wiss is a portmanteau of Wimp and Piss...
The Word means a "Wimp who drinks Piss"...
This is the sort of albatross that gets hung around the neck of somebody who is bullied and then supposedly made up with by being bought a beer. Said beer, however, happens to have been dosed liberally with piss... This happens after the victim has been gotten drunk enough not to be able to prevent this from happening...
Ken was a Wiss the tough guys at the dock picked on regularly...
by J. Michael Reiter July 23, 2011
mugGet the Wissmug.

shit box

Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...
eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....
by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004
mugGet the shit boxmug.

savage

Dooley's a fucking heartless savage, yo.
He'll make out solid, man.
by J. Michael Reiter February 16, 2004
mugGet the savagemug.

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