Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.
Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.
Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.
Person 2: FUCK!
Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.
Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.
Person 2: FUCK!
by J Mit April 07, 2005
Person 1: I fingered this girl last night and i got stinky pinky.
Person 2: Smells like that girl had a rotten taco.
Person 2: Smells like that girl had a rotten taco.
by J Mit April 24, 2005
by J Mit March 09, 2005
by J Mit April 20, 2005
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.
Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
by J Mit March 23, 2005