J E Walker's definitions

felino-american

Politically correct name for member of the feline species.

" It appears that Yolanda died sometime last week and her thirty-odd felino-americans feasted on the corpse."
and: "The democrats are expecting a clean sweep after they promised to put crazy women's felino-americans on medicare."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

Lydecker

1. Waldo Lydecker- ill-mannered drama critic in a movie staring Clifton Web'
2.pseudonym of an ill-mannered former gunwriter.

"Speir belives himself to be the custodian of critical and original thought but swiped his nom-de-plume from Clifton Webb."

by J E Walker May 18, 2003

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

rats ass

An expression of lack of concern.

" I don't give a rats ass what you say, I'm goin' fishing!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Priapus

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

by J E Walker December 26, 2003