J E Walker's definitions

spy ware

Intrusive programs downloaded into your computer when you visit certain disreputable web sites. They track your web surfing preferences and can be used to corrupt your computer or to generate spam mail or even to steal your credit card information.

If you are reading this site, your computer is infected with Adserver and FastClick

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

Lydecker

1. Waldo Lydecker- ill-mannered drama critic in a movie staring Clifton Web'
2.pseudonym of an ill-mannered former gunwriter.

"Speir belives himself to be the custodian of critical and original thought but swiped his nom-de-plume from Clifton Webb."

by J E Walker May 18, 2003

Priapus

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

by J E Walker December 26, 2003

rats ass

An expression of lack of concern.

" I don't give a rats ass what you say, I'm goin' fishing!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003