J E Walker's definitions

wog

Worthy Oriental Gentleman

All Personel, South East Asia Theater of War:

Upon receipt and thereafter, you will cease refering to our allies as slopes, gooks, slants and yellow bastards and afford them the respect due to the worthy oriental gentlemen that they are.
Viscount Robert Mountbatten
Commanding General South East Asia

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

spy ware

Intrusive programs downloaded into your computer when you visit certain disreputable web sites. They track your web surfing preferences and can be used to corrupt your computer or to generate spam mail or even to steal your credit card information.

If you are reading this site, your computer is infected with Adserver and FastClick

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003

crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

by J E Walker May 12, 2003

Lydecker

1. Waldo Lydecker- ill-mannered drama critic in a movie staring Clifton Web'
2.pseudonym of an ill-mannered former gunwriter.

"Speir belives himself to be the custodian of critical and original thought but swiped his nom-de-plume from Clifton Webb."

by J E Walker May 18, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003

committee

Latin- "comitas comitatis" noun:

A multi-legged creature with no brain.

The committee ordered Jugurtha thrown into the Well of the Comitas there to die a slow death.

by J E Walker July 1, 2003