Definitions by J E Walker

million moms march 

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

million moms march by J E Walker September 9, 2003

pig latin 

Juvenal cypher language formed by moving the first letter or sound of a word and appending it to the end.

"Ooday and Cusay are edday. Ilkayed enway eirthay assday(irregular) asway otshay offday(irregular)
(Ooday and Cusay are dead killed when their ass(s) were shot off.}

pig latin by J E Walker July 29, 2003

committee 

Latin- "comitas comitatis" noun:

A multi-legged creature with no brain.

The committee ordered Jugurtha thrown into the Well of the Comitas there to die a slow death.

committee by J E Walker July 1, 2003

mormons 

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

mormons by J E Walker June 15, 2003

Lydecker 

1. Waldo Lydecker- ill-mannered drama critic in a movie staring Clifton Web'
2.pseudonym of an ill-mannered former gunwriter.

"Speir belives himself to be the custodian of critical and original thought but swiped his nom-de-plume from Clifton Webb."

Lydecker by J E Walker May 18, 2003

crepe hanger 

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

crepe hanger by J E Walker May 12, 2003

theology 

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

theology by J E Walker May 4, 2003