J Clayton Bearsby's definitions

Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.

That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Clipped dick

Circumcised, mangle-wanged

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

Gay Disco

A gay roller skate party under the dumpster pump bridge.

Did you notice that the rainbow ends right under the bridge above the Gay Disco?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019

Logos

Truth. Honor. Logic. Morality. Valuing truth and morality above all else.

That fine gentleman was very honest and grounded speaking some OG wisdom with heavy Logos

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Special boy

A man who values fancypants and sodomy over truth and Logos.

Rogan and Crowder ARE special boys so it’s very possible that they might be butt pumping down by the dumpster on roller skates.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 7, 2019

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Big Bear

A gigantic furious beast of a man with giant bear balls and a razor sharp tongue.

Did you see Big Bear crushing gammas the other day? The Big Bear was mauling special boys and sodomites viciously last night.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019