jerkin it

rubbing your dick intensely.
in other words...choking the chicken,beat yo meat,wackin off

Follow these steps:
1) Close your eyes
2) Bite your lips
3) Now pretend your rolling dice

by J 0 K A January 20, 2005

shalom

saying hello in jewish

bob: shalom
jordan: u a jew?
bob: yea
jordan: oh

by J 0 K A May 10, 2005

the fonz

AKA Brian's line: Heeeeeeeeey..there's gunna be mad alcohol..

Brian: yo wanna come my this party? there's gunna be mad alcohol.
Justine: Umm...loser?

by J 0 K A February 23, 2005

sow

Shit On Wheels; a term used to describe an object of transportation.

Man 1: YO! check out my new ride! i got it for 500 bucks.
Man 2: R0FL! That's an SOW!

by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

clinton

a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president

Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!

by J 0 K A February 23, 2005

wee wee

a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches

Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!

by J 0 K A February 26, 2005