Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.
Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.
by J May 03, 2005
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shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.
Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!
by J January 10, 2004
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creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.
God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!
by J October 16, 2003
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britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.
After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.
by J August 06, 2003
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2cb

4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, a hallucinogenic drug, first synthesized by Sasha Shulgin and chemically related to STP(DOM). 2CB's effects are usually described as a cross between LSD and MDMA (ecstasy). Sometimes is sold as ecstasy.
I crushed up a pill of 2CB and railed it and damn did it burn!
by J June 21, 2003
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shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute
how much for the shebang with the blond hair?
by J October 17, 2003
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Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.
An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...
by J September 28, 2004
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