J's definitions

house

Elite style of music that comprise of a consistent pounding beat with synth and bass over the top,done differently from techno and trance. It is the main clubbers choice and is reat to dance to.

'Although Erick Morillo is a twat and looks like a giant foetus, he does bang out some qualitay house music'

by J January 29, 2005

tbh

tbh means "to be honest" however, it is so overused that its now become common place to see it after anything.

The French come from France tbh.

Miles Jacobson is a complete cunt tbh.

OMGWTFBBQ tbh

by J December 8, 2004

Yummy

The equivalence of cool, but for generation Z.

or

A flattering reaction to "tonsil hockey".

Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!

or

Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!

by J January 20, 2005

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 6, 2006

scranus

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

by J April 10, 2003

dolly parton

a hot woman who has sexy legs.

Damn, she's hot!!

by j April 13, 2004

queasy

1. a person who feels as though they're gonna spew/puke/barf/hurl chunks/regurgitate/undigest/vomit
2. causing a person to feel like they're gonna vom

queasy+Dr Evil="I think I'm gonna vom"

by j December 30, 2003