J's definitions

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 1, 2008

crapite

a zombie of crap

crapite the zombie from hell

by j March 26, 2003

metalica

hmmm, notice metalica gets more of a rap then the actual metallica

and we all know that metallica made some of the best music this pathetic world has ever heard... apart from their most recent album, but we just pretend that it never happened.

why abuse the ones that started music in its most finest artistic talent... abuse the ones that dislike it, Low mans lyric all the way...

by J March 31, 2005

DDP

- Dirty Dune Poon -

Females who enjoy riding dirtbikes, ATVs, etc. Can be found in the desert, usually sporting blonde hair and black streaks.

Most commonly associated with the hair style.

Damn! Did you see that girl with the DDP? She was SMOKIN!

by j December 5, 2003

Matrix

is something that provides support or structure, especially in the sense of surrounding and/or shaping.

It's all around us...We just have to learn to see it!

by j December 14, 2004

long hair

true beauty of a female...

Something happens when a cute long haired women walks into a room.

by j August 12, 2004

Civic

Small, compact, reliable economy car made by Honda. Too bad it's bombarded and riced up with wings and mufflers that probably only boost power to 200! Not that fast in my opinion. But on the other hand, many of us forget that some Civics can smoke muscle cars when tunes properly...

One good thing is Hot Import Night which no domestic manufacturer offers similarly... :-(

A Corvette can smoke a Civic anyday - lie. Only 95% of time can it do that...

by J September 28, 2004