Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Democrats

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.

6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.

by J March 23, 2005

5 on it

$5 towards the goal of purchasing marijuana

He's buyn a dub sack, i got 5 on it

by j November 28, 2003

Boys gone wild

A parody of Girls Gone Wild when men flash their chests in front of the girls.

On Boys Gone Wild, the ladies love to see men flashing their man boobs.

by J May 04, 2003

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 01, 2005

Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.

Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker

by J December 16, 2004

bostin

great, or really good. Mainly used in Birmingham, UK

I had a bostin night last night

by j May 09, 2003