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A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
by IronMikey April 3, 2023
Get the Dry Dick mug.Definition: An energetic initiation where a person experiences the electric current of Universal Energy flow through them, and connects with the collective consciousness of humanity.
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Get the Electric Feel mug.1. If one of your friends annoys you, remind him, "Don't be a Fun-House!" If there's a problem person, you and your friends all agree "That guy is a Fun-House!"
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1. I was able to tell the Tibetan monk is an ElectroShock, because of the jolt of electricity I felt when he shook my hand.
1. I was able to tell the Tibetan monk is an ElectroShock, because of the jolt of electricity I felt when he shook my hand.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
Get the ElectroShock mug.A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 3, 2023
Get the Micro penis mug.Peace-lovin is loving with the intention of increasing the inner peace of two individuals, peace between individuals and peace in the human community. Peace-lovin reduces the parameters of human discord.
While fighting for peace is a bit like fucking for virginity, having Peace-lovin for peace is remarkably more effective and satisfying.
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1. The All Present life force energy that connects all living things.
2. Physically palpable energy that circulates in living bodies and intertwines living things.
3. Life force energy which can be channeled and directed from a healer to a recipient.
1. The All Present life force energy that connects all living things.
2. Physically palpable energy that circulates in living bodies and intertwines living things.
3. Life force energy which can be channeled and directed from a healer to a recipient.
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1. Many Energy Healing modalities teach their practitioners to circulate and direct Universal Energy to heal others.
2. Universal Energy is what connects the collective consciousness of all living things.
3. Some Energy Healers have such a strong connection to Universal Energy that their presence is noticeable even at a distance.
4. Like air and sunlight, Universal Energy is a shared resource, it’s used by everyone and isn’t owned by anyone.
5. Universal Energy is conscious, self aware energy that animates living things.
6. Universal Energy is the strand that binds collective consciousness.
1. Many Energy Healing modalities teach their practitioners to circulate and direct Universal Energy to heal others.
2. Universal Energy is what connects the collective consciousness of all living things.
3. Some Energy Healers have such a strong connection to Universal Energy that their presence is noticeable even at a distance.
4. Like air and sunlight, Universal Energy is a shared resource, it’s used by everyone and isn’t owned by anyone.
5. Universal Energy is conscious, self aware energy that animates living things.
6. Universal Energy is the strand that binds collective consciousness.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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