BT punch

Literally a flying fist punch to the face from a Boiler Technician. Used as a welcome-in joke used on n00b soldiers in the navy.
First day on the job, huh? Could you go get a BT punch from the engine room?
by Intelligence001 July 09, 2016
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loud equals funny

A universal untruth held only as a truthful doctrine by immature prats with no concept of proper humor.
Okay, next person to say that "loud equals funny" is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.
by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020
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Bae

The Danish word for "shit." Well, it was, until a bunch of uneducated morons decided it meant "Before Anyone Else" in reference to their love interest. If they said the word to someone in Denmark, they'd get the "bæ" kicked out of them.
American teen: Hey bae! what's up?
Danish teen: Hvad fanden er der galt med dig, meningsløs gris? (What the hell is wrong with you, senseless pig?)
by Intelligence001 January 02, 2017
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Windmill

1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.

2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
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Personal Finance

That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.
Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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Carthage

An ancient city that existed in what is now Tunisia. It was razed to the ground in the Punic wars, at the behest of Cato the Elder.
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Big red button

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!
Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*
by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016
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