114 definitions by Intelligence001

prepare to die

The tagline of the game Dark Souls.

Protip: They aren't kidding.

Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.

by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018

Sun

Big glowing thing in the sky during the day, genius.

If you're looking up the sun on this site, you should probably go outside more often.

by Intelligence001 May 18, 2017

Bae

The Danish word for "shit." Well, it was, until a bunch of uneducated morons decided it meant "Before Anyone Else" in reference to their love interest. If they said the word to someone in Denmark, they'd get the "bæ" kicked out of them.

American teen: Hey bae! what's up?
Danish teen: Hvad fanden er der galt med dig, meningsløs gris? (What the hell is wrong with you, senseless pig?)

by Intelligence001 January 3, 2017

tetraphobia

Irrational fear of the number 4. This is most prominent in East Asian countries.

In those regions, the number 4 in most Asian languages is a homophone with death, the main reason tetraphobia is prominent in East Asia.

by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016

RAID: Shadow Legends

A mediocre, generic MMORPG for mobile devices. It would be forgettable if it weren't for a massive false advertising campaign built by fraudulent, pathological liars using uninterested YouTube users desperate for money to promote the game.

This definition was (not) sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends.

by Intelligence001 November 4, 2020

k

Exactly what you do NOT reply to a long, heartfelt message sent over ANYTHING.

Maurice: *reads heartfelt message from girlfriend, replies k*
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

Woke

Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)

Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!

by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023