Intelligence001's definitions

mummy

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

FRIED CHICKEN

Self explanatory. Chicken that's fried in batter. Need I say more?

Fried chicken. Nuff said.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

Ignoramus

A total idiot. For instance, looking up "stupid" in the dictionary cuz you don't know what it means.

You are an ignoramus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

brownout

A serious need to change your pants.

Uh-oh! I gotta brownout over here!
Well, thanks for letting us know, Nostradamus.

by Intelligence001 December 27, 2016

Haiku

Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.

This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.

by Intelligence001 November 11, 2016

rot in a sack

A general insult for when someone exhausts your patience really quickly.

Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Good-bye.
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!

by Intelligence001 February 3, 2019