Definitions by Intelligence001

laundry 

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

laundry by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016

unconditional love 

To love someone with no strings attached.

It's a shame that unconditional love isn't more common nowadays.

unconditional love by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

mummy

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!

mummy by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

troll

A person who intentionally acts like an asshole on the internet for his/her own entertainment. Derived from descriptions of creatures of Scandinavian folklore, who would lead people to their death, insanity, or otherwise cause a total social breakdown.

U mad bro?
Quit being a troll.

troll by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

brass magnet 

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

brass magnet by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

mail buoy watch 

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

mail buoy watch by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

Arrow 

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.

Arrow by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016