114 definitions by Intelligence001

A drink that does nothing the commercials say.
Red Bull (doesn't) give you wiiiings!
by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016
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As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.
I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.
by Intelligence001 August 10, 2017
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When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.
I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.
by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016
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A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.
by Intelligence001 September 3, 2016
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A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019
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Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?
by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016
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The opposite of politically correct. Ignore all the uneducated morons on this site, being politically incorrect is basically insulting everyone as you wish and acting like you have moral superiority over people who are actually educated "because it's your opinion." That's not freedom of speech, it's total jackassery.
Maybe if all the politically incorrect morons actually listened, it wouldn't be such a problem. (such as me typing this shit)
by Intelligence001 September 17, 2016
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