Intelligence001's definitions

pompous

A person that acts as though they are morally superior to people that are much smarter and have better education than them.

Your pompous nature outdoes your intelligence for the sole reason that you lack intelligence.

by Intelligence001 October 8, 2016

die

What people do when they are killed (duh)

People die when they are killed!

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

QAnon

What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.

Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

yandere

A yandere is a character, usually female, who harbors powerful affections for another person to the point of either being jealous, aggressive, controlling, or downright insane and violent to the point of killing anyone(usually also female) that looks at their supposed love interest. Typically used to refer to anime/manga characters, but there are similar cases in the real world. (at least according to 2chan)

Basically, a yandere is a word you should run away from really fast. You may not live long enough to run, but you will live long enough to try.

by Intelligence001 November 6, 2016

Sea Bear

A vicious creature that lives in the ocean and attacks campers. Here are some rules to follow to prevent attracting these beasts:
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.

Whether or not the sea bear exists is up for debate, as only one person is known to have survived a sea bear attack. (Witnesses claim he was incompetent enough to try all known ways to attract a sea bear.)

by Intelligence001 February 6, 2017