Sun

Big glowing thing in the sky during the day, genius.

If you're looking up the sun on this site, you should probably go outside more often.

by Intelligence001 May 18, 2017

brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

k

Exactly what you do NOT reply to a long, heartfelt message sent over ANYTHING.

Maurice: *reads heartfelt message from girlfriend, replies k*
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

rock salt

What to load into a shotgun if you don't want to kill someone, but you still want it to hurt.

John, remember that you only need to load the gun with rock salt if you want to hurt them, not kill them.

by Intelligence001 March 31, 2021

homophobe

A person who lives in constant fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat women, in addition to being in constant dread that lesbians treat women better than they do.

Tattoo shop customer: I'd like a tattoo of the bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.

by Intelligence001 August 04, 2016