Definitions by Intelligence001

knee 

A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.

knee by Intelligence001 September 3, 2016

tetraphobia 

Irrational fear of the number 4. This is most prominent in East Asian countries.

In those regions, the number 4 in most Asian languages is a homophone with death, the main reason tetraphobia is prominent in East Asia.

tetraphobia by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016

Senpai

He who will never notice you. It doesn't matter how many friends you have, where you work, what you do at home, how many Valentine's Day cards you give him, or even how many people you kill. HE WON'T NOTICE YOU.

Notice me Senpai! No? Alright, who do I kill next?

Senpai by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016

almond milk 

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...

almond milk by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

lego 

The bane of your foot's existence.

Mark: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Jody?

Pete: No, what?
Mark: He stepped on a Lego. He might need to get his foot amputated.
Pete: Over a piece of plastic? Damn.

lego by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

English 

The official language of the country of What.

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

English by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016

homophobe

A person who lives in constant fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat women, in addition to being in constant dread that lesbians treat women better than they do.

Tattoo shop customer: I'd like a tattoo of the bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.

homophobe by Intelligence001 August 4, 2016