A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.
by Inspector Gadget March 16, 2005
1. The downfall of human society
2. The only people who have no real purpose in life other than to pick up there children from school, take them to an after school program, (Karate,Soccer,Baseball, Football)and to be the trophy wife of a husband that hardly spends time with his kids. Often seen trying to blend in, but stands out like a sore thumb. Usually seen driving a huge ass SUV and is proud that their child is a slave to pop culture and won't think for themselves. They are allowed to bring their bratty ass kids anywhere, but if you are in line with a box of condoms (trying not to make the same mistake they made) they have the balls to make faces and make stupid ass remarks. They also think that their "little angels" wouldn't make any of the same mistakes they made. Even though they act like there the boss, they don't run sh!t.
2. The only people who have no real purpose in life other than to pick up there children from school, take them to an after school program, (Karate,Soccer,Baseball, Football)and to be the trophy wife of a husband that hardly spends time with his kids. Often seen trying to blend in, but stands out like a sore thumb. Usually seen driving a huge ass SUV and is proud that their child is a slave to pop culture and won't think for themselves. They are allowed to bring their bratty ass kids anywhere, but if you are in line with a box of condoms (trying not to make the same mistake they made) they have the balls to make faces and make stupid ass remarks. They also think that their "little angels" wouldn't make any of the same mistakes they made. Even though they act like there the boss, they don't run sh!t.
Man in Line: *Buying condoms*
Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you're pretty young.
Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch
Soccer Mom: Don't talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears*
The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat.
Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you're pretty young.
Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch
Soccer Mom: Don't talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears*
The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat.
by Inspector Gadget September 01, 2004
1. The reason we have little nuisances like the ESRB RIAA and FCC
2. Any DECENT person's worst nightmare (right next to Billy Ray Cyrus)
3. Mothers who think that by making there kids slaves to pop culture, it would make up for the fact that they live shitty, cocaine-infested lives.
2. Any DECENT person's worst nightmare (right next to Billy Ray Cyrus)
3. Mothers who think that by making there kids slaves to pop culture, it would make up for the fact that they live shitty, cocaine-infested lives.
Teen: *Buying M-Rated game*
Soccer Mom: You're not 17. You have to be 17 or older to buy that game.
Cashier: Sorry, I can't sell this to you.
Soccer Mom: Games like this poison your mind.
Teen: No, assholes like you poison my mind.
Soccer Moms are like AOL cds, for every one that you get rid of, 10 more spring up.
Soccer Mom: You're not 17. You have to be 17 or older to buy that game.
Cashier: Sorry, I can't sell this to you.
Soccer Mom: Games like this poison your mind.
Teen: No, assholes like you poison my mind.
Soccer Moms are like AOL cds, for every one that you get rid of, 10 more spring up.
by Inspector Gadget March 12, 2005
The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.
by Inspector Gadget August 20, 2004
A Mississippi Pimp is a pimp(usually male, but on occasion female)that dresses flashy. Usually seen with diamond goblets and a pimped out ride. Called a Mississippi Pimp b/c anytime they are dissed they will pull out a striaght razor in a heartbeat to cut somebody.
by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004
This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.
by Inspector Gadget September 07, 2004
The pioneers of House before house was cool. The full name of the group is called Afrika Bambaataa and the Soulsonic Force. This group paved the way for other house (and hip hop greats) like Grandmaster Flash. Imitated by some; replicated by none. Go Download some NOW!
Afrika Bambaataa is sampled by lots. Listen to "Looking for the Perfect Beat" and listen to DJ Khaled's "Holla At Me Baby" and notice the "similarities". Also, if you have a Playstation 2 nearby, play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and just listen to the rap station for a little bit and you hear "Looking for the Perfect Beat."
Listening to Afrika Bambaataa makes me wanna breakdance, no matter where I am.
Download Looking For the Perfect Beat and Planet Rock. NOW!
Listening to Afrika Bambaataa makes me wanna breakdance, no matter where I am.
Download Looking For the Perfect Beat and Planet Rock. NOW!
by Inspector Gadget September 26, 2006