Informative Professor Gumby's definitions
One of the most attractive ships of all time, being a relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson from the BBC TV show 'Sherlock' (aired from 2010 to 2017)
it is a brilliant ship and anyone who does not ship it is almost certain to not go to heaven. shame on all those who partake in sacrilige, but we do not hate and it is their choice to not ship it. objective comments and no disrespect.
it is a brilliant ship and anyone who does not ship it is almost certain to not go to heaven. shame on all those who partake in sacrilige, but we do not hate and it is their choice to not ship it. objective comments and no disrespect.
INT: two people sitting in a living room
person 1: BISCUITS!
person 2: hahaha! thats the same intonation that Sherlock said that in. have you seen Sherlock?
person 1: oh, god, yes.
person 2: That is awesome dude! its genuinely my favourite show!
person 1: damn, thats sick! what luck!
person 2: what streaming service did you see it on?
person 1: mm, not really interesting, moving on.
person 2: Lol! are you just going to talk in Sherlock quotes? there is literally something wrong with you..
person 1: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
person 2: lmao, that scene was so hot, man.
person 1: oh, bro, you ship Johnlock?!'
person 2: yeah!
person 1: hell yeah, thats sick! me too. they would make such a good match.
person 1: BISCUITS!
person 2: hahaha! thats the same intonation that Sherlock said that in. have you seen Sherlock?
person 1: oh, god, yes.
person 2: That is awesome dude! its genuinely my favourite show!
person 1: damn, thats sick! what luck!
person 2: what streaming service did you see it on?
person 1: mm, not really interesting, moving on.
person 2: Lol! are you just going to talk in Sherlock quotes? there is literally something wrong with you..
person 1: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
person 2: lmao, that scene was so hot, man.
person 1: oh, bro, you ship Johnlock?!'
person 2: yeah!
person 1: hell yeah, thats sick! me too. they would make such a good match.
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Get the Johnlockmug. The ship between Draco Malfoy and the tree that he sits on, and then jumps from in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. This ship coined the term (sensibly) combining Draco and Tree, creating the name 'Dree'. it is unconfirmed as to whether or not this ship is official, though it has been alluded to throughout the books and is gatherable from the writings and words of Rowling outside the Harry Potter universe or direct texts.
Furthermore it is hinted to as being of mutual knowledge between those involved in the story and making of the film as well as Rowling, as if you pay great attention to Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, there is a scene in which a blond head (as defined by contemporary AI proportionate matching algorithm) that it is Draco; and he appears to be leering at the tree. this has caused some dispute not only in that it affirms credibility to the ship but also has borne surrounding controversy as to Draco's tendancy to leering, which is illegal.
Furthermore it is hinted to as being of mutual knowledge between those involved in the story and making of the film as well as Rowling, as if you pay great attention to Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, there is a scene in which a blond head (as defined by contemporary AI proportionate matching algorithm) that it is Draco; and he appears to be leering at the tree. this has caused some dispute not only in that it affirms credibility to the ship but also has borne surrounding controversy as to Draco's tendancy to leering, which is illegal.
Example:
Jennifer: I love dree. i would actually lick dree. dree is me and my hamster
Samuel: Dree is god's work.
Jennifer: I love dree. i would actually lick dree. dree is me and my hamster
Samuel: Dree is god's work.
by Informative Professor Gumby October 15, 2025
Get the Dreemug. A humorous and affectionate term for Elijah Wood, (actor best know for playing Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings) specifically referring to his technically adorable appearance and fluffy hair.
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Get the Cute and Fluffy Boimug. The term used to describe a ship between Draco Malfoy and a tree he is seen to jump down from, in a scene from both the movie and book 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. This scene has cautioned audiences to watch out for and become acute to other signs that Draco may possess dendrophilia, the abnormal love for trees. Audience members and readers will forever continue to persue these suspicions and possibilities, however ambiguous they may be.
Appendix:
The tree is located on the diagonal right corner of the Hogwarts courtyard, as positioned in relation to the majority of the cameras point-of-view
Appendix:
The tree is located on the diagonal right corner of the Hogwarts courtyard, as positioned in relation to the majority of the cameras point-of-view
Person 1: Do you ship Dree?
Person 2: What's Dree?
Person 1: The ship between Draco Malfoy and a tree!
Person 2: What's Dree?
Person 1: The ship between Draco Malfoy and a tree!
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Get the Dreemug. The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.
1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023
Get the Guy Tittiesmug. Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Get the Benedict Cucumbermug. The term used to describe a ship between Draco Malfoy and a tree he is seen to jump down from, in a scene from both the movie and book 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. This scene has cautioned audiences to watch out for and become acute to other signs that Draco may possess dendrophilia, the abnormal love for trees. Audience members and readers will forever continue to persue these suspicions and possibilities, however ambiguous they may be.
Appendix:
The tree is located on the diagonal right corner of the Hogwarts courtyard, as positioned in relation to the majority of the cameras point-of-view
Appendix:
The tree is located on the diagonal right corner of the Hogwarts courtyard, as positioned in relation to the majority of the cameras point-of-view
Person 1: Do you ship Dree?
Person 2: What's Dree?
Person 1: The ship between Draco Malfoy and a tree!
Person 2: What's Dree?
Person 1: The ship between Draco Malfoy and a tree!
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Get the Dreemug.