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Definitions by India Najones

Cock Holdster 

An alternative name for someone's mouth. Usually vulgar, implying that one uses his/her gaping maw as a container to house someone's meat rod.
"Hey Pat, why don't you shut your cock holdster? Everyone is sick of hearing you talk."
Cock Holdster by India Najones August 13, 2025
Dude.....that guy latches onto chicks that are going through life-trauma. He's got Big Pussy Energy (BPE).
BPE by India Najones March 7, 2022

Fucknozzle 

An individual that will cut you off in traffic, or will purposely not let you merge onto the freeway in front of them. Usually seen driving a Chevy Camaro or 1985 Firebird.
"Dude...did you see that fucknozzle purposely speed up so that I couldn't merge over? What an asshole."
Fucknozzle by India Najones March 11, 2020

Instamom 

A female, usually a whackjob with low self-esteem, that can't refrain from posting photos of her goofy kid on Instagram. Photos are usually painfully mundane, but held in high regard by the Instamom.
"Did you see all the lame pics that Nancy posted on Instagram of her kid brushing his teeth? She is the worst Instamom ever. Get me off this planet."
Instamom by India Najones March 11, 2020
A righteous individual who prepares the male pornographic actor's meat mallet before the main-scene.
"Larry was the assigned fluffer in the film, Rambone III. He was a real pro, and delivered premium suction to the main actor's lap rocket."
Fluffer by India Najones March 9, 2020
A righteous individual who prepares the male pornographic actor's meat mallet before the main-scene.
"Larry was the assigned fluffer in the film, Rambone III. He was a real pro, and delivered premium suction to the main actor's lap rocket."
Fluffer by India Najones March 9, 2020