ImthatAwesome's definitions

Groanday

This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.

Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...

by imthatawesome May 2, 2014

I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

2deep4me

A slang term most prevalent on the 4chan music board, /mu/. The inverse of 2deep4u that can be used two different ways.

1. Admitting that the artistic value of something goes far beyond one's understanding/comprehension, otherwise known as being "2deep4u"

2. Admitting hipster defeat in a sarcastic way

Anon1: Dude, how the fuck did you not like Inception?
Anon2: It's just 2deep4me

Linda: So who is your favorite band?
Betty: Fleet Foxes
Linda: seriously?
Betty: Seriously
Linda: lol you're 2deep4me

This is the third time I'm submitting this post. Another rejection would mean that this post is just 2deep4them.

by imthatawesome December 29, 2010

Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Faceraped

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes

Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?

by imthatawesome December 18, 2010

Plaid Shirt

The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.

Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.

Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom

by imthatawesome October 3, 2010

Nigga Bopper

A small blunt object, like a bat or a steel pipe, with the sole purpose of boppin niggas on the head.

Wife: AWWW SHIT! WE GETTIN ROBBED!
Husband: Get mah nigga bopper

by imthatawesome November 23, 2010