1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
by Im 5280 Tiny August 01, 2020
I BB take you Tiny as my only pandemic wife to netflex and chill and keeping it real till the end quarantine time.
by Im 5280 Tiny March 20, 2020
Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021
Raised in a communal living environment, in the inner city by a bunch of hippies from tbe 60's
Urban Hippie Communal
Urban Hippie Communal
I was raised Urban Hippie Communal. We baked our own bread, and we were vegetarians mostly. We wore home made cloths and went to Morning Star . free school were children were a little to free. Gina Star was my mom, but all the kids called her mom. No religion but all religion, mostly
Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤
Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.
Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤
Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.
by Im 5280 Tiny April 21, 2020
RED OR BLOND .......mixed humans. (Carpet matches the curtains). Blond or Red arm and leg hair.Only a true American born Blond and true American born Black can create a true American Born Ginger Nigga! 5280 Tiny
Boy!!!! I ain't red bone.. I'm a ginger Nigga. HIM: WTF? You: Mexican, Whiteacan, African and every body can....ReD Bone. Only true American Blond and American Black can make Ginger Niggas!
by Im 5280 Tiny October 07, 2017
The next step down from Relationship to situationship runs toxic to blowupship. Every petty argument is a blowupship ender. They break up go fuck other people then make up like hey have been together forever and want to work it out.
Man#1,2,fuk it 1-20.
Neighbors of choice.
Really any human that is either very brave or really bored but all fed up with the bullshit.
Might ask?
Man when will this rated F -blowupship be over already? All you do is fuck or fight.
Is the fuck really that great ?
1 party of the blowupship usually the female might say
" but I love him.I just don't understand! why cant he fart in the bathroom when the cats around?" I just cant live like this anymore! I'm leaving and it's for real this time. he will regret not making better choices when Im gone.
Neighbors of choice.
Really any human that is either very brave or really bored but all fed up with the bullshit.
Might ask?
Man when will this rated F -blowupship be over already? All you do is fuck or fight.
Is the fuck really that great ?
1 party of the blowupship usually the female might say
" but I love him.I just don't understand! why cant he fart in the bathroom when the cats around?" I just cant live like this anymore! I'm leaving and it's for real this time. he will regret not making better choices when Im gone.
by Im 5280 Tiny November 23, 2020
BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 03, 2020