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Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021
Get the Moose knuckle mug.A mystical group of woman that respect theirselves and all othe woman. ALWAYS uplifting and never a bad vibe towards other woman. In the presence of true SiStars you only feel the love. They shair thier wisdom their love and their energy freely. You always walk away feeling added to never taken from.
When my daddy passed away the SiStar hood came together to support my being. SIstars Linda and Ginger dedicated a Star in his name . Now no matter how far apart we are on this planet we are forever connected. They showed me my true North Star. Im blesses to be apart of the SiStar hood.
by Im 5280 Tiny July 3, 2021
Get the SiStar hood mug.The next step down from Relationship to situationship runs toxic to blowupship. Every petty argument is a blowupship ender. They break up go fuck other people then make up like hey have been together forever and want to work it out.
Man#1,2,fuk it 1-20.
Neighbors of choice.
Really any human that is either very brave or really bored but all fed up with the bullshit.
Might ask?
Man when will this rated F -blowupship be over already? All you do is fuck or fight.
Is the fuck really that great ?
1 party of the blowupship usually the female might say
" but I love him.I just don't understand! why cant he fart in the bathroom when the cats around?" I just cant live like this anymore! I'm leaving and it's for real this time. he will regret not making better choices when Im gone.
Neighbors of choice.
Really any human that is either very brave or really bored but all fed up with the bullshit.
Might ask?
Man when will this rated F -blowupship be over already? All you do is fuck or fight.
Is the fuck really that great ?
1 party of the blowupship usually the female might say
" but I love him.I just don't understand! why cant he fart in the bathroom when the cats around?" I just cant live like this anymore! I'm leaving and it's for real this time. he will regret not making better choices when Im gone.
by Im 5280 Tiny November 23, 2020
Get the blowupship mug.1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
Smh dick washed
2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020
Get the Dick washed mug.80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.
Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?
Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.
Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?
Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020
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You've been invited to a CoVictory watch party on Facebook for Gina. She comes home today from the hospital. Byob. #Seeyathere
by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020
Get the CoVictory mug.Raised in a communal living environment, in the inner city by a bunch of hippies from tbe 60's
Urban Hippie Communal
Urban Hippie Communal
I was raised Urban Hippie Communal. We baked our own bread, and we were vegetarians mostly. We wore home made cloths and went to Morning Star . free school were children were a little to free. Gina Star was my mom, but all the kids called her mom. No religion but all religion, mostly
Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤
Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.
Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤
Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.
by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020
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