bustdown

A slut or whore. A woman who has loose morals, among other things.

That bustdown slept with 50 guys in the past week!

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

LSD

Lake Shore Drive. A road on the east side of Chicago that runs almost parallel to the shore of Lake Michigan.
Made famous outside of Chicago by the band Aliotta, Haynes, and Jeremiah.

Cruising on LSD is only legal in Chicago.

by Illinois Joe October 07, 2004

skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.

I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 07, 2004

twix

Two fat joints (or marijuana cigarettes for those who somehow don't know what a joint is.)

We can smoke these twix.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.

Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!

by Illinois Joe December 18, 2012

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005