Illinois Joe's definitions

bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.

There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.

I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

bustdown

A slut or whore. A woman who has loose morals, among other things.

That bustdown slept with 50 guys in the past week!

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

mirrortography

The practice of taking a picture of oneself in the bathroom mirror because they don't own a tripod. Pictures taken this way have a distinct look to them. Pictures are taken for use on Myspace.

Oh shit, I don't have a tripod and sugardaddy69 wants to see what I look like! I think I should use some mirrortography.

by Illinois Joe July 14, 2005

polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.

Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!

by Illinois Joe December 18, 2012

chrondog

Slang term for marijuana, especially recently bought/smoked marijuana.

Those were some good chrondogs.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004