Illinois Joe's definitions

bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.

There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

frankenstein

1.an instrumental by the Edgar Winter Group that is regarded as one of the best instrumental rock songs ever
2.John Kerry, so called because he looks and talks like frankenstein

George W. Bush is running against Frankenstein

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

chrondog

Slang term for marijuana, especially recently bought/smoked marijuana.

Those were some good chrondogs.

by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

B 'n' E

Short for breaking and entering.

Cletus got charged with b 'n' e last monday.

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.

I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

LSD

Lake Shore Drive. A road on the east side of Chicago that runs almost parallel to the shore of Lake Michigan.
Made famous outside of Chicago by the band Aliotta, Haynes, and Jeremiah.

Cruising on LSD is only legal in Chicago.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.

Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!

by Illinois Joe December 18, 2012