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Kochroach

(kŏk'rōch') noun.

1. Any number of fat-bodied assholes in the conservative political movement, including Tea Baggers/Teahadists. These people support class hierarchy,corporate welfare, and regressive politics. The name derives from the Koch Brothers, who give unlimited amounts of cash to their cause.

2. A hypocritical, free-loading fuck.
That yelling fat fuck on the Hoveround is just a tea bagging Kochroach.
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Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.
The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.
by James Weyand October 5, 2006
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cristian cochroach

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.
ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.
by the beep man July 27, 2009
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cochroach sandwitch

A sub or spucky that is expired/overdue and can mostly be found at your local gas station or rat/cochroach infested spucky joint, can also be said as cock-a-roach sandwitch/spucky/subby/hogie (See example 2)
Bobby: Hey wanna go get a couple of spucks down at the gas station

Kevin: Nah mullen went there last week and told me they dont got nothing but cochroach sandwitches

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Edith: Do you young boys want a few spuckys

Robinson: Fuck the lady yo, she got a buncha cock-a-roach sandwitches at her place.
by Bobby Mullen February 22, 2008
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