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(kŏk'rōch') noun.

1. Any number of fat-bodied assholes in the conservative political movement, including Tea Baggers/Teahadists. These people support class hierarchy,corporate welfare, and regressive politics. The name derives from the Koch Brothers, who give unlimited amounts of cash to their cause.

2. A hypocritical, free-loading fuck.
That yelling fat fuck on the Hoveround is just a tea bagging Kochroach.
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Ear Cochroach 

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.
The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.
Ear Cochroach by James Weyand October 5, 2006

cristian cochroach 

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.
ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.

cochroach sandwitch 

A sub or spucky that is expired/overdue and can mostly be found at your local gas station or rat/cochroach infested spucky joint, can also be said as cock-a-roach sandwitch/spucky/subby/hogie (See example 2)
Bobby: Hey wanna go get a couple of spucks down at the gas station

Kevin: Nah mullen went there last week and told me they dont got nothing but cochroach sandwitches

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Edith: Do you young boys want a few spuckys

Robinson: Fuck the lady yo, she got a buncha cock-a-roach sandwitches at her place.
cochroach sandwitch by Bobby Mullen February 22, 2008

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026