Kochroach

(kŏk'rōch') noun.

1. Any number of fat-bodied assholes in the conservative political movement, including Tea Baggers/Teahadists. These people support class hierarchy,corporate welfare, and regressive politics. The name derives from the Koch Brothers, who give unlimited amounts of cash to their cause.

2. A hypocritical, free-loading fuck.

That yelling fat fuck on the Hoveround is just a tea bagging Kochroach.

Kochroach by Illegitimate President Trump March 7, 2011

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Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

Ear Cochroach by James Weyand October 5, 2006

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cristian cochroach

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.

ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.

cristian cochroach by the beep man July 27, 2009

cochroach sandwitch

A sub or spucky that is expired/overdue and can mostly be found at your local gas station or rat/cochroach infested spucky joint, can also be said as cock-a-roach sandwitch/spucky/subby/hogie (See example 2)

Bobby: Hey wanna go get a couple of spucks down at the gas station

Kevin: Nah mullen went there last week and told me they dont got nothing but cochroach sandwitches

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Edith: Do you young boys want a few spuckys

Robinson: Fuck the lady yo, she got a buncha cock-a-roach sandwitches at her place.

cochroach sandwitch by Bobby Mullen February 22, 2008

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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