Definitions by Ill Hubs

Skeese

Genereally means bastard, but not in the literal term. Just an annoying person who you don't like or who has done something stupidly irritating. Most comonly known from Mean Girls.

"Oh my god, you're such a skeese"

Skeese by Ill Hubs January 17, 2010

Chocolate Orgasm 

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.

"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"

Chocolate Orgasm by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009

Bad Wig 

Has multiple definitions.
1) Literally a bad wig
2) Bad ass
3) Amazing
4) Boring
5) Contraversial

1) "God, that hair piece... That's one bad wig"
2) "Elise, you're so bad wig
3) "Wow, man. That speech was so bad wig"
4) "Urg, Mr. Downs' lessons are ssssooooo bad wig"
5) "Whoaaaaa. That move was bad wig"

Bad Wig by Ill Hubs November 14, 2009

Two Finger Ninja Technique 

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

Two Finger Ninja Technique by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009

SeSon

Your Sex Song. The song that was on when you first had sex with your partner. It usually changes from couple to couple, and upon getting a new partner, a new one is set. NEVER use the same SeSon with another person. One relationship to one SeSon.

Elizabeth: So, what's your SeSon at the moment?
Emily: It's LoveGame.
Elizabeth: Oh my god! Mine too!

SeSon by Ill Hubs July 5, 2009

Castle On A Cloud

A place - a refuge - for a person. The person usually is a bit of a loner, or a loner wolf as a prefered term. Comes from the song "Castle on a Cloud" form Les Misrebles

This is my Castle on a Cloud

Castle On A Cloud by Ill Hubs June 27, 2009

Arguebook 

An arguement taking place on Facebook, most likely because the Arguebook starter has no backbone as to start said arguement in person. Alot of people do this...

On Facebook
Scott: You're so vain, and you're really ugly
Gregg: Stop trying to arguebook with me. Grow a pair and come tell me in person.
Scott:(no reply)

Arguebook by Ill Hubs May 24, 2009