Ill Hubs's definitions

Bad Wig

Has multiple definitions.
1) Literally a bad wig
2) Bad ass
3) Amazing
4) Boring
5) Contraversial

1) "God, that hair piece... That's one bad wig"
2) "Elise, you're so bad wig
3) "Wow, man. That speech was so bad wig"
4) "Urg, Mr. Downs' lessons are ssssooooo bad wig"
5) "Whoaaaaa. That move was bad wig"

by Ill Hubs November 14, 2009

SeSon

Your Sex Song. The song that was on when you first had sex with your partner. It usually changes from couple to couple, and upon getting a new partner, a new one is set. NEVER use the same SeSon with another person. One relationship to one SeSon.

Elizabeth: So, what's your SeSon at the moment?
Emily: It's LoveGame.
Elizabeth: Oh my god! Mine too!

by Ill Hubs July 5, 2009

Castle On A Cloud

A place - a refuge - for a person. The person usually is a bit of a loner, or a loner wolf as a prefered term. Comes from the song "Castle on a Cloud" form Les Misrebles

This is my Castle on a Cloud

by Ill Hubs June 27, 2009

Foisty Ninny Queer

A straight person who dates or sleeps with a gay of the opposite sex.
Typically use against men.

Joe: Carl has a lesbo girlfriend!
Larry: Yeah, he's such a foisty ninny queer...

by Ill Hubs April 5, 2009

Arguebook

An arguement taking place on Facebook, most likely because the Arguebook starter has no backbone as to start said arguement in person. Alot of people do this...

On Facebook
Scott: You're so vain, and you're really ugly
Gregg: Stop trying to arguebook with me. Grow a pair and come tell me in person.
Scott:(no reply)

by Ill Hubs May 24, 2009

Chocolate Orgasm

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.

"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"

by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009

Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009