Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Boy

A person under the age of 13 with a penis

Jimmy is 12 and has a penis, therefore he is a boy

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Wayne Gretzky

The god of all gods in Hockey.

Wayne Gretzky is the creator of the gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Victor Rask

One of the disciples of the great hockey gods.

Victor Rask is the chosen one to lead his team in everything because of his training with the hockey gods.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016