14 definitions by Ikehylt

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Boy

A person under the age of 13 with a penis

Jimmy is 12 and has a penis, therefore he is a boy

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Victor Rask

One of the disciples of the great hockey gods.

Victor Rask is the chosen one to lead his team in everything because of his training with the hockey gods.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.

Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Wayne Gretzky

The god of all gods in Hockey.

Wayne Gretzky is the creator of the gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016