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Definitions by Ikehylt

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.
Matt Cooke by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Ryan Reaves

A forward for the St. Louis Blues. He is the leader of the goon squad and never loses a fight.
Ryan Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.
Ryan Reaves by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Wayne Gretzky

The god of all gods in Hockey.
Wayne Gretzky by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.
Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.
Joe Thornton's Beard by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Victor Rask 

One of the disciples of the great hockey gods.
Victor Rask is the chosen one to lead his team in everything because of his training with the hockey gods.
Victor Rask by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alex Ovechkin 

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.
Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.
Alex Ovechkin by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Hockey Family Tree 

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down
The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.
Hockey Family Tree by Ikehylt October 25, 2016