report card

something you dont want your mom to see
i hope my mom doesnt see my report card
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
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Pirate

Me a pirate
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granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.
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Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.
Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Shrekism

A beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek.

You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
Steven: I just joined Shrekism!

Drake: I joined 3 months ago!
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Billie Jean

A person who Micheal Jackson swears is not his lover.
Micheal: Billie Jean is not my lover.
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Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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