Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Washing Machine Heart Lyrics
by IhopeIdrinkwater May 06, 2022
Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.
Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?
Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.
Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
A beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek.
You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
The worst religion in the world.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 30, 2022
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