IhopeIdrinkwater's definitions

Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

weird yellow fish

rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮

Boy 1: your a weird yellow fish

Boy 2: rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

report card

something you dont want your mom to see

i hope my mom doesnt see my report card

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

The Globlogabgalab

The Globlogabgalab is mostly in librarys and is a rare sight to see, if you encounter one do not run away but listen to what it has to say. The Globlogabgalab will mostly say ¨I love books¨ and start singing about itself causing the books to come to life and vibe to his song.

The Globlogabgalab: I love books.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Billie Jean

A person who Micheal Jackson swears is not his lover.

Micheal: Billie Jean is not my lover.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022