A game where I got banned for a week for saying ¨frick¨ and ¨dum¨, and sadly makes my phone steaming hot. A game I see 8 yr olds say ¨abc for a girl¨ in the chat, this game is changing children. When I was 9 I was playing Islands on Roblox and I had like two pearls and I was saving for five to make that sword thingy and some random dude said ¨want me you to help you make da sword?¨ and I said ¨yeah sure¨ the he told me to give him a pearl and it took me a while to think until i gave it to him, he said ¨lol noob¨ and i was like wut and he kicked me off his island... what a wonderful world roblox has made. :,)
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A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
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Person 2: Well I am Fiona from Shrek after all.
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Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:
¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨
And all Farquism is gone.
Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:
¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨
And all Farquism is gone.
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I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
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Why not me?
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Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
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Why not me?
Why not me?
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Why not me?
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