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Joe Biden won
The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.
Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
Joe Biden won by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
The White House
Formerly this was where the president would reside. As of January 20, 2021, it has been transformed into the world's most expensive nursing home.
The White House used to be where the president lived, but as of today it is the world's most expensive nursing home. Hopefully in 2024, it will go back to being where the president of the United States lives, but since we don't have one of those right now, we'll just have to wait until 2024 and keep our fingers crossed.
The White House by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
Fuck Joe Biden
Guy1: Fuck Joe Biden
Guy2: You're a very smart person
Guy1: how do you know that? You just met me so how do you know how smart I am?
Guy2: because you said fuck joe biden, so you are obviously a smart person and you know what's up
Guy2: You're a very smart person
Guy1: how do you know that? You just met me so how do you know how smart I am?
Guy2: because you said fuck joe biden, so you are obviously a smart person and you know what's up
Fuck Joe Biden by Icy Wyte July 15, 2022
Joe Biden supporter
Somebody clearly suffering from mental retardation. Somebody who refuses to see Biden's obvious decline and who continues to support him even after all his lies, gaffes, and confusion.
1.
Hi I am a Joe Biden supporter, I am mentally retarded.
2.
Bill: You're a Joe Biden supporter am I right?
John: You take that back! I am not mentally retarded! I voted for the real winner of the election, Donald J. Trump.
Hi I am a Joe Biden supporter, I am mentally retarded.
2.
Bill: You're a Joe Biden supporter am I right?
John: You take that back! I am not mentally retarded! I voted for the real winner of the election, Donald J. Trump.
Joe Biden supporter by Icy Wyte July 15, 2022
That's a damn lie!
Dumb person: Joe Biden won the election fairly, there was no voter fraud! Orange man bad!
Smart person: that's a damn lie!
Smart person: that's a damn lie!
That's a damn lie! by Icy Wyte July 14, 2022
Joey
A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
Beautiful young ladies
Donald Trump: Did you see those violent BLM rioters being destructive and destroying property?
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!
Beautiful young ladies by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022