The White House

Formerly this was where the president would reside. As of January 20, 2021, it has been transformed into the world's most expensive nursing home.
The White House used to be where the president lived, but as of today it is the world's most expensive nursing home. Hopefully in 2024, it will go back to being where the president of the United States lives, but since we don't have one of those right now, we'll just have to wait until 2024 and keep our fingers crossed.
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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Where the hell am I?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.
1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!

2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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John

Someone who's been shit on their whole life.
John: Hi I'm John, I've been shit on my whole life.
by Icy Wyte June 07, 2018
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Drake

When a man, who is generally believed to be straight (although this is up for debate) gets peed on by another man, usually as a result of drinking too much. What really makes it a Drake is if the man being peed on doesn't try to get away or put up a fight, but instead just stays there and "soaks up the moment."
Justin: Yo you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I was at this party and this one guy who had way too much to drink was acting really crazy and out of control, and at one point he pulled down his pants and pissed all over me!
Doug: Oh man, that's terrible! You put up a fight and got the hell away from him though right?
Justin: Um well, I, ...um, I tried to um, ...I couldn't...
Doug: Dude you got draked!
Justin: Well...the thing is, ...um, I kind of, um I kind of,...
Doug: You kind of what?
Justin: I kind of enjoyed it! There! I enjoyed it alright?
Doug: Wow yeah you definitely got so totally draked! I can't wait to tell everyone!
Justin: No, no no, don't tell them, I don't want anybody to know I enjoyed it, if anybody from that party ever says anything we'll make up a lie that I was horribly offended by it and I put up a fight and ran out of there. Everyone was drunk so maybe they won't remember.
Doug: But bro, if you enjoyed it you should admit it, not be ashamed of who you really are for the rest of your life.
Justin: no, no I can never tell anybody how much I enjoyed this.
Doug: Okay, well I guess that's the Drake thing to do. Besides everyone already thinks your sus anyway!
by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022
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Cardi B

To become huge in a field in which you have no skill or experience in at all.
1. Donald Trump pulled a Cardi B when he became the president of The United States.

2. Joe became a Doctor even though he never went to medical school, Joe pulled a Cardi B.
by Icy Wyte January 01, 2018
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Crunchy Black

A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'

Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!
Yo Crunchy Black is one lyrical ass nigga!
by Icy Wyte June 14, 2022
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That's a damn lie!

Joe Biden winning the election fairly, with no voter fraud.
Dumb person: Joe Biden won the election fairly, there was no voter fraud! Orange man bad!
Smart person: that's a damn lie!
by Icy Wyte July 14, 2022
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