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Definitions by IbreathAir

Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.
Jamie used to drink Diet Coke 5 times a day but now she drinks La Croix 10 times a day instead
La Croix by IbreathAir February 17, 2021
A slimmer, one who is presently dieting for the purpose of getting leaner.
Lucia is a chronic dieter, she’s always looking to go down a dress size.
Dieter by IbreathAir February 17, 2021

Dietarian 

Rarely used term that identifies an individual who adheres a specific/particular diet pattern.

Not to be confused with a dieter which is the same thing as a slimmer ; someone who is currently dieting in attempts to slim down/get leaner.
Every gluten-free dietarian I’ve met is just doing it to follow trends.

Who’s more annoying & obnoxious; keto dietarians or vegan dietarians?
Dietarian by IbreathAir February 17, 2021
See: Dome, Head, Fellate, Blowjob
Ashley would give top to anyone
Top by IbreathAir February 10, 2021

Rich food 

Hyperpalatable food; especially food that’s greasy, fatty, or sugary
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Rich food by IbreathAir February 5, 2021

Organivore 

A noun that is an irregular formation of the adjective “Organic” and the suffix “-vore”. It is informally used to refer to enthusiastic consumers who are proponents of certified organic foods.
Tiffany is a teetotaler, a vegetarian, an organivore and a rawist; she’s running out of things she can eat
Organivore by IbreathAir February 2, 2021

Dependence 

The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.

People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.
Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”
Dependence by IbreathAir December 24, 2020