bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003

shit smasher

A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

dime a dozen

Something that is very common, and can be found easily. This is a US phrase, in the UK it is usually stated as "ten a penny".

Oh, being gay is so fashionable these days, they're a dime a dozen!

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003