Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.
Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003
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ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)
Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003
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farmers

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
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bollecular structure

The nobsack-dick-pubes combo. (A corruption of molecular structure.)
by Ian Chode October 23, 2003
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gunty wrench

Simon and Lei grabbed Andy's pants and gave him a good gunty wrench!
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
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crap canoodler

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
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