Ian Chode's definitions

twist

In the UK, a twist can also be a con.

You twisted me out of a tenner!

by Ian Chode June 19, 2003

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

dung demon

A shirtlifter.

I thought he was a dung demon, but it turns out he was just camp.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003