thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 09, 2004

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

born-again faggot

A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.

BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

shit chute

The arse hole.

Chode: Did you give it her up the shit chute?
Docter Phuck: Yes, yes I did.

by Ian Chode February 25, 2004