Ian Chode's definitions

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 5, 2003

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Swaddie

A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.

He was a right Swaddie.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003