Definitions by Ian Chode

grunter 

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

grunter by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

shunter 

The man on the giving end of anal sex. See also grunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter, Billy?

shunter by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Jack the Gripper 

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

Jack the Gripper by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chugger 

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

chugger by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

ponce by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

helm 

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

helm by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge 

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

Rusty Sheriff's Badge by Ian Chode April 3, 2003