Ian Chode's definitions

call it

To call it a day, to end the current task.

Right, I'm going to call it, that's enough for me.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2004

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

testics

Testicles; gonads, balls, nads.

Ooooh me testics!!!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

dragon wagon

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004