Ian Chode's definitions

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Pokemon face

A toothy smiley face, as given by a Pokemon character, with eyes almost closed.

Go on Kelly, show us your Pokemon face.

by Ian Chode January 28, 2008

nobsac

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 5, 2003

doppy

A person, usually female, who although lovely might be a bit naive or absent-minded.

Holly is wonderful, but she's a bit doppy!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003