Ian Chode's definitions

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Swaddie

A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.

He was a right Swaddie.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003