Ian Chode's definitions

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

oy oy

A salutation of recognition from the UK, often shouted, sometimes in an ironic manner.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

botty chunder

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

minjita

An asian lesbian.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003