suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dragon wagon

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003