Ian Chode's definitions

testics

Testicles; gonads, balls, nads.

Ooooh me testics!!!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

bakelite blowhole boy

A gaybo.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003