Ian Chode's definitions

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

Bang

She bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

twazzbag

An idiot, fool or buffoon.

He was a complete twazzbag!

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003