Ian Chode's definitions

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

bucky boy

A gay bloke who might go diving and get injured by a chocolate starfish.

What's on telly? That bucky boy Norton again!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

gentlemens jelly

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003