Ian Chode's definitions

heads-up

A business buzzword meaning to give somebody a summary or progress report on the current situation.
Mainly used by idiots who want to be something they're not, ie successful businessmen.

Let me give you a heads-up on the current state of play.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

helm

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

hershey

Chocolate which is not at all to the British taste, if the Hershey bar that I had today is anything to go by. Honestly, my US friends, forget that muck and try Cadbury's or Galaxy!

Now I know why they call it the Hershey Highway!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

tool kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

vagetarian

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003