Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

shit chute

The arse hole.

Chode: Did you give it her up the shit chute?
Docter Phuck: Yes, yes I did.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.

by Ian Chode April 18, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

popinjay

A vain and talkative person who chatters like a parrot.

"A drink-sodden ex-Trotskyist popinjay and a useful idiot!" - George Galloway, British MP.

by Ian Chode July 16, 2008