Definitions by Ian Chode

curtain twitcher 

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

curtain twitcher by Ian Chode June 16, 2006

wikipaedophile 

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.

He is a complete wikipaedophile.

wikipaedophile by Ian Chode June 13, 2006

Rodney King 

Also has come into usage as a verb, "to Rodney King". As used by D12.

I Rodney King'd him.

Rodney King by Ian Chode June 11, 2006

offload 

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

offload by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

cyberdildonics 

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.

The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.

cyberdildonics by Ian Chode March 15, 2005

bummer jacket 

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

bummer jacket by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

jovo 

Short for Jehova's Witness, a denomination of Christianity.

Mark is a Jovo. Nice bloke though.

jovo by Ian Chode February 14, 2005