Ian's definitions

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 21, 2005

sweet dude

a guy you'd expect to join a fraternity straight out of high school. a guy who looks like he's from "the real world." sweet dudes also think i look like napoleon dynamite. jocks. female version of sweet dude is BRO-MAMA.

the show was lame. there were too many sweet dudes there.

by ian February 17, 2005

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005

Wasco

A city in Kali-Fornia that can kick Shafters ass like they were just a bunch of rag dolls and I'm Arnold Schwollenpecker the Govener of this fucked up state.

Wasco beat Shafter in their football game. I Arnold approve this message remeber the freshman score wasco 58 shafter 7 for the SSL championship.

by Ian February 14, 2005

Railroaded

Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.

Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."

by Ian February 11, 2005

studdet

a girl who attracts all the attention from all the guys around her
a girl that makes all the guys want her sexually

Damn! Look at that girl.......she's such a studdet!

by Ian February 10, 2005

holy moo

and expression of extremem surpise and excitment. usually associated with something bad, but can also apply to positive happenings.

someone has just said something really really really stupid

"HOLY MOO!"

by ian February 9, 2005