Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)
by Ian December 07, 2003
a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....
i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......
right on.......
by ian May 06, 2004
by Ian April 02, 2004
1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"
2.v. to become a land shark.
2.v. to become a land shark.
1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."
2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
by ian November 18, 2004
Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."
by Ian February 11, 2005
An insult that refers to someone of a hefty stature. Usually used when you are suddenly ticked off by an idiot and can’t think of a better way to make them feel bad at that very moment. An excellent way to convey your frustration about an oaf when you are cut off driving or in a crowded mall.
by Ian December 15, 2003
A nickname for the Toyota MR2.
by Ian August 10, 2005