dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006

safrican

of south africa

i'm proudly safrican

by Ian December 21, 2003

ranctious

when reffered to an object: sucks, adj.
when refereed to yourself: screwed, adj.

object version: You have to quote 100 lines of McBeth for schoool tommorrow? THat's ranctious
Personal Version: I'm so ranctious cause i didn't do my essay on Hamlet that's due today.

by Ian April 04, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.

Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!

by ian May 13, 2005

Illyria

Demon from "The Old Ones"; Ruler of her own dimension, now force to live in a shell Winifred "Fred" Burckle; Weird...But Cool!!!

"I wish to do more violence" - Not Fade Away

by Ian July 10, 2004