Ian's definitions

bitchslap

To smack a punk with the basckside of ones hand

Kody would bitchslap Jayme if he hit whores.

by Ian February 8, 2003

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 4, 2003

shvomlum

A word concocted by myself and Timmeh, meaning shit, vomit, lube, and cum.

Guy: :pointing finger and laughing: You've got shvomlum on your face!

by Ian January 29, 2005

Christmas

The Christian Chanukah.

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.

by Ian December 15, 2004

Godwhack

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.

A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Twang

V. To be hit or jabbed in the balls
N. The balls

U twanged my balls!
I hav an itch on my twang

by Ian April 8, 2003