185 definitions by Ian Chode

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

snotty

To be arsey with someone.

When I said he was gay he got all snotty with me.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Pokemon face

A toothy smiley face, as given by a Pokemon character, with eyes almost closed.

Go on Kelly, show us your Pokemon face.

by Ian Chode January 28, 2008

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

negritude

The extent to which somebody may be said to be, or want to be, black.

He had natural rhythmn and a 12 inch cock, such was his negritude.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003