Lewisville

A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.

Damn, Lewisvile is boring.

by Ian February 05, 2005

wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"

damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!

by Ian December 03, 2004

DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.

guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"

by ian September 21, 2022

skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"

Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!

by Ian July 21, 2003

Shawankawank

Someone who is being a bitch, male or female. Often used to confuse or have hidden meaning to people who don't know.

Man, she's being a shawankawank

by ian November 18, 2004

Illyria

Demon from "The Old Ones"; Ruler of her own dimension, now force to live in a shell Winifred "Fred" Burckle; Weird...But Cool!!!

"I wish to do more violence" - Not Fade Away

by Ian July 11, 2004

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 04, 2004