Iamwebster1307's definitions

Shay Dick Shay

The daughter of the church of us, she vibed for us and was hammered on the table for our sins.

You vibing hard, almost Shay Dick Shay vibes

by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021

Daddywango

when you’re coughing really hard and all the coughing causes you to almost puke but then you fart

Oh my God I got a throat tickle and I almost Daddywango’d all over the place

by Iamwebster1307 August 27, 2022

Judge Circle

When you fuck with someone so hard that they never know whats real and what's not

I got Jenn with a judge circle the other day on mushrooms

by Iamwebster1307 July 4, 2021

Agent Of Chaos

A servant of the divine chaos and madnesses that communicates with it directly and then spreads that divine chaos to all the worlds people

The guy, he’s an agent of chaos, you didnt see the cattle prod, co2 gun and other crazy things in his bag? Keep your distance or he will rope you in with his insanity

by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022

Samacideception

During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.

Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.

Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari

All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.

by Iamwebster1307 November 21, 2021

PLUREMO

The hyrbid women of the rave which can often be found near DubStep mosh pits, DnB ragers or any other lit and strong genre of EDM. Its the enlightened and alleviated version of Emo chicks from back in the day.
They still ratchet, they most likely harder than you and will not hesitate to smash your face in the pit while showing up to the festival half naked, cute with face jewels and all love and light.

“Bruv, you hit the pit for Sudden Death yet? I was going to but there are so many PLUREMO girls in there and I think one of them in a fairy costume and pasties was wearing a guys face!!!’ Kinda scared to…..”

by Iamwebster1307 February 5, 2023

HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023