Iam not Elmer Fudd's definitions

Ghost hunter

Someone who likes to hunt ghosts.

I just saw a bunch of fat ghost hunters on tv, stalking that delicious ghost pork chop! While searching for the haunted alcohol.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly a tall hairy Scottish comedian

Billy Connolly looks like a sasquatch.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Psychic

Overpriced twat.

Bring a pizza along, and the psychic will perform a reading, while their ass grows.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Telemarketer

A twat who makes phone calls.

President George W Bush should've employed the telemarketer's to annoy al-qaeda.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Nunnery

Nunnery a building filled with chicks who pray all day long, and suck on whiskey bottles at night.

Let's go over to the nunnery, and convert the lesbians.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd the Elmer Fudd lookalike, who likes to steal other people's policies. A person who believes no one should go to jail, expect the aborigines. Wanna commit a crime and not go to prison, speak to Elmer

Kevin Rudd : Send that waitress to prison for not making the sandwich MY WAY!
Hey, not him! Adolf Hitler is in my faction!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020