Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

two dicks 

a person who actually exists.

the chicks are crazy about two dicks!

two dicks by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Beehive tossing 

I tossed a beehive at my neighbor.

Only morons engage in beehive tossing.

Beehive tossing by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Nun fucker 

A degenerate who fucks a nun.

He's a nun fucker.

Nun fucker by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Elmer Fudd lookalike 

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.

The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!

Elmer Fudd lookalike by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Homer j fong 

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.

Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.

Homer j fong by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Francis the talking mule 

A very popular tv show.

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.

Francis the talking mule by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Beat the devil out of it. 

Mastubate.

I'll beat the devil out of it. Or if you happen to George w bush, he's beating the al-qeada out of it! If you're Reverend lovejoy, I'll beat the Satan out of it! Homer Simpson, I'll beat the Flanders out of it!

Beat the devil out of it. by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019