schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004

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nintendocore

Basically, hardcore/metalcore music with synths/keyboards, typically lighthearted.

Horse The Band = teh sex0rz

by Ian March 07, 2005

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work it

To put something into action or to give it the "old college try"

A: "Dude, check out the blonde over there slamming Jag."

B: "Work it."

C: "What do you think of the 9 in the side pocket?"

B: "Work it."

by Ian January 22, 2004

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booser

A person who regularly drinks booze

"The booser is such a bitch"

by Ian November 11, 2004

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decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005

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